An answer for a concerned friend

[Truth]

I've heard some rumors about Highlander and Gerbil and a rash in their groin areas. I think it is contagious and stay as far away from the both of them as possible. Gerbil has mentioned this voodoo doctor that he has been seeing and thinks it has helped. Not sure about Highlander, he might be embarrassed to discuss this in public. I'm worried for the both of them.

Can you help?

Yes I can…

First I need everyone to avoid these two as much as possible. The rash they have not only causes a redness and severe irritation, but it also emits an odor that is one of the foulest on earth.

Second I need the two of them to TAKE A SHOWER it is amazing what can happen if you shower more then once a month. Seeing a Voodoo doctor will not cure the problem only cover it up…let me guess he suggested flesh colored paint to cover the red? That is not a cure please stop painting your sack.

After the shower you need two things: 1. you need to get some Tuff Acting Tinactin and apply ample amounts to the affected area. 2. Put on some CLEAN under garments and change them every day. Going a couple of weeks with the same jockeys is only allowing the problem to fester. Please take immediate measures to implement my suggestions or you may end up losing a body part

[Rick Lewis]

Hold on here,,, if it wasn't for the screwed up order of pink thongs I received long ago that seemed to be contaminated with some unknown virus, this would not have even come up. As for showering, don't you know that is for sissy's? It's the showering that inflames the situation. I would hunt down the originator of the shipment and there will be the problem starter. I am not mentioned any names but I can say this, some crazy SOB had something to do with it.

[Truth]

The inflamation is from the SOAP killing the bacteria....Shower often...change your cloths and the problem will eventually go away.

[Rick Lewis]

shower and change my cloths often?

Sounds like a typical generic response all doctors would give.
1. I don't tend to were clothes as if I did I would have to eventually wash them which is not something I enjoy doing.
2. If and when I do bathe I prefer to do the bath thing not a shower. While that is soothing in many ways, it doesn't get ride of the problem.

Maybe you need a specimen to do some testing on or something?
Send me a self testing kit and and I will hook you up.

[Truth]

When you bathe you "stew" in your own filth. I will send you a test kits....Swap the infected area and return.

Naked is fine, but change your thong everyday....I'm sure Crazzy has plenty more he can send you.