Dear Bunny

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Toothless,

Sorry about the tooth loss. That's a miserable couple of days. I hope you feel better and get back to having fun very soon.
I've also been thinking about you DNA Seeking Bunny Killing Bullets......your pretty rotten in a crosseyed sort of way. NICE!

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Forgotten Son]

Deer Bunny,

I was thinking about the Bunny Head Seaking bullets too, maybe we could make them lock onto non-crosseyed people, the original design for the Bunny head seaking bullet was to lock onto baby heads. watch this video im sure your laugh.


~ The Evil Prince

[Crosseyed Bunny]

What kind of pain killers are they giving you?

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

ps..I'm calling your mom.

[Forgotten Son]

Dear Bunny,

you are my mom, how do you plan to call yourself? lol

~ Your evil son

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear bunny,

In case you havnt heard i got a "router" so i can be on both now =], please let me know if theres something to be done

~ Sexeh router

[CEG Golem]

Dear Bunny

I miss you and everyone else from the "old" crew, need to et together killing some people soon.

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Golem,

I miss you guys so much, hit me up when you get a chance.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Forgotten Son]

Dear Bunny,

If you were canoeing up a river and your wheel fell off how many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog house? O.o

~ Your friendly neighborhood pink ape

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Friendly Neighbor,

None, Pancake Syrup rolls up hill until a new moon and then you have to start all over.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Rick Lewis]

Dear Bunny,

This may be something your neighbor has to answer but I will ask here just the same.

I have never seen a canoe with a wheel on it.
Is that made in America or China like everything else?
And do they come in Pink?

Confused Immortal.

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Confused,


Yes they come in Pink!

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Forgotten Son]

Dear Confused

If you cant see, on the right of the back wheel it says "made in Good old America"

~ Bunny's son

[Bandietje NL]

Dear Bunny,

What do i do, i have to choose between sleep or xbox... i'm getting 4 hours aday now.
I need your wisdom!

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Bandietje,

4 hours sleep! Thats great, most of the guys around here do with a lot less. You only live on Live once, go with it.

As Always, Your friend, Bunny

[Bandietje NL]

Dear Bunny,

I Fell Flat on my Face this morning, bleeding lips and my knee is all messed up.
Im at work, but ima get the first ride home.
What should i do?

Rik

[CEG Crazzy FS]

Dear Bunny,

Why do they call you dear?? I never understood that.

Thanks,
Double "Z"

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Bunny,

Why do they call you dear?? I never understood that.

Thanks,
Double "Z"

Dear Double "Z",

I don't have a clue. I always thought it was a typo. One of the only few famous Bunnies is Bambi's friend Thumper, so Deer Bunny was a given. Other than that, who knows.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Bunny,

I Fell Flat on my Face this morning, bleeding lips and my knee is all messed up.
Im at work, but ima get the first ride home.
What should i do?

Rik

Dear Rik,

I hope your better. Sorry I didn't get back with you, I read your letter and fainted straight away. I don't like people to get hurt. Hope your back to your old self soon.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG SCOOTER]

Dear Bunny,

Word on the street is easter's coming around again in June somewhere near Columbus, Ohio when the famous Crosseyed Bunny shows up at MLG. Is this true or just someone making up some kind of sick joke to get the rest of us all excited for nothing.

Your friend Scoot.

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Hello Scoot,

You'll have to ask the Easter Bunny if he's going. He and I aren't friends, he's kind of creepy and somewhat of a peeping bunny. Anyway...that's another story.

The rumor that the Easter Bunny and I are one is not true. Crosseyed Bunny will not be making an appearance at MLG Columbus unless circumstances change in the coming weeks. It sounds like a great time and I would miss out on all the count dates and bail money in the weeks that follow. My kind of party.

I'll keep you informed if things change.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny