Dear Bunny

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Secret Admirer,

How can I forget you. Too many games of This or That, most are burned in my mind forever! I appreciate the Fruitcake and I well understand the meaning of that. OMG!

What's disturbing about your letter is the 3 UnWise Men. A Great Scott, A Crosseyed Guy and A Mighty Gerbil, are a rare sight. Only a handful of people have witnessed such a thing. I think they were trying to get you to join them. You are the Great Crazzy, famous in the Chia Pet world. If you see them again, forget the fruit cake, that just ticks them off and go with them. Let me know how it goes.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG DaZeD CS]

Dear Bunny,

I was a little upset because I havent recieved a fruitcake from anyone this holiday season. Is there something that I may have done wrong? I was a little hurt over the whole situation and thought I would ask.

Thanks,
The Outkast

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Outkast,

You didn't get a fruitcake this year? Get on your knees and thank your lucky stars. There are only 7 original fruitcakes left. Those are attached to a chosen unlucky few. The rest are imitations that have no power other than to upset the tummies of the uninformed masses. At Costco I saw a 48lb fruitcake that was 6 x 4 inches. I had to wonder about that one. It looked very powerful. It could really give someone a concussion over the family table.

If you got a Chia Pet this holiday season, DO NOT PUT WATER ON IT. Just some friendly advice.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG ZombieCreeD]

Dear Bunny,

Is it right to work your *** of for something and get jack**** while you could get paid in other places????? I have had many experiences with this and dont know what to do please help!

Thanks,
The Confused One

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Confused,

I know exactly what your saying. I also hate when they tell you "All our problems are YOU" At this point I say take the money and run. If they need anyone else let me know.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Truth]

Dear Bunny,
It has been some time since I posted or made a a threat against any furry creature. Have I lost my way...should I seek a mental health evaluation? I am worried...I can't even think of a good rabbit recipe...please help!!!

The former Evil Doctor

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Still Evil,

To even think such a thing is a war crime. Seek Mental Help, your neighbors are counting on me. I will tell you, you are causing a disturbance in the Ninja Bunny world. Watch you back.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Crazzy FS]

Dear bunny,

I took your advice and was out on last resort checking out for my thong wearing buddies. I didn't see anyone and was just about to leave when I heard something that sounded in distress. Looking out in the water I noticed what was a whale flapping and crying like it was in trouble.

Being an advocate of nature I when right in the water and swam out to the whale to see if I could help. To my surprise it was a rather large women yelling for help. Her voice must have been muffled due to gagging on some water or marine life, I could not tell. I tried my hardest to help the woman back to shore, with all my might I tugged and tugged and tugged until the women was brought back safely to shore. I was so exhausted I passed out.

My next memory was waking up on a couch with this woman looking at me with a smirk. She told me that she was thankful for the rescue and could never be able to repay me. I told her that all I needed was a beer and that would suffice. So like 20 beers later I must have passed out, all I could remember was a dream that keeps on recurring, me riding the waves. I'm not that sure, there are other things that come back every now and then from that night. I think I was on her chest and in a surf boarders stance.

I don't understand what was going on but oh boy the next morning she was showing me some bruises on her chest. I must have been on there "riding the waves". WOW!!

None the less, we have been seeing each other for the last 2 months, we still visit the beach, swim, go tanning, and all the beachgoers try to throw he back in the water, I don't get it. There are even some boats that shoot harpoons at us.

So do you think this will last? I mean I still have visions of seeing my thong wearing buddies and do our beach walk with them. Do you think that will happen. I'm so confused.

confused whale loving thong wearer

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Confused,

You are a dear and it pains me to tell you that the Beach Walk will never be repeated. As fun as it was and a dream come true the other thong walkers are no longer with us. As happens in nature scum drops to the bottom of the pond, It's easier to avoid there.

Enjoy the waves and don't sink too deep, it's pretty ugly down there.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Quagmire]

Dear Bunny,

Want to go for a ride? Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

~Glenn

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear Bunny,

Hi

~Bored

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Dimond,

Don't be bored, I've got stuff for you to do if you wish, or you can pick a game for this weeks arcade challenge. I need a good one this week.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear bunny

The arcade challenge has been picked as prehistoric tetris , what else shall i do?

~Peanut butter O_O

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Peanut Butter 0_0,

Beat that game and get the points. That is sooo sweet. I haven't played prehistoric Tetris, I may try to win my own points.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear bunny,

I am currently doing the PS3 releases

~ Release Date Pro (lol)

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Release Pro,

That is too amazing. I have a lot of things I need done around here, I'll talk with you tomorrow.
Thanks for all you do. x)

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Dimond CS]

Dear Bunny,

Im glad .. just trying to help out as much as i can so let me know if theres anything i can do =D

~Meeeeeee xd

[Forgotten Son]

Dear Bunny,

can i have a sample of your blood so i can finish the designs for my bunny head seaking bullet???

~ Mascot

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Mascot,

What are your thinking? Remember evil is as evil does. That bunny bullet will turn around and shoot you right in the head. What can I say, it's in the DNA. I can't have that, you haven't played in a while. Stop bowling long enough to hit the box.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Forgotten Son]

dear bunny,

sorry i havent been on the box in a long time, been spending a lot of time with my friend before he went to mexico for spring break, and its been really nice out here so ive been enjoying it. I will probablly be on the box more this weekend because i just got my wisdon teeth removed so i can do much, and i cant talk right now either because of it so once i can talk again ill be on.

btw can you ask your evil bunny army to not kill me this weekend

~ Toothless TBone