Dear Bunny

[Crosseyed Bunny]

BUNNY IM HERE.

bunny hiii!

FullMetal,

How awesome to have you here, even if it's just to visit. Mackie shows up sometimes, that makes it sweet.

Thank You Sir,

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Bunny,

We all Love you, did you know that? xP (From TA)

Dear AGC Khaos AC,

No I didn't, thats awesome. Whatever did I do to deserve such great guys to be here posting with me. You guys make it hard to be down.

Thank, I think you Amazing,

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Truth]

Dear Bunny...

I was deeply offended the other day when I was called a poacher for telling someone to check out Crosseyegamer.com. I never mentioned they join anything...just to check out the site...Am I a poacher? I like elephants and Rhinos with thier tusks and horns...

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Dr,

You are not a poacher unless you shot their elephant. They have some you know. Large pink ones they don't talk about in the dining room. They don't pick up after them either. I would avoid the whole area if I were you.
As far as people getting mad at you and name calling just because you told them about a cool website, well, as we say in the south. "They SHOWED Themselves" Now you know exactly what they are you can not bother yourself with them again. It's a good thing.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Rick Lewis]

Dear Bunny,

I like to play games in my boxers. I also enjoy chatting with lots of people during this gaming experience. It's real cool when the others are women but sometimes, well most of the time it is other men I am gaming with. Because it brings happiness to me life does this mean I might like men? I do enjoy gaming in my boxers and doing it with them. :-)

Please help because I also have a huge thing for this other gamer person that I hang with and I want to make sure my feelings are clear. Thank you.

Yours truly,
Totally not Homosexual friendly gamer.

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Friendly Gamer,

I take pride in the fact that we here at CrossEyed Gamer are not the military. We are a more relaxed gaming community. Whatever games you like to play is your business. Along with that, those who are gaming with you will continue the military tradition of "Don't ask, Don't tell" Thats one policy we will keep.
On a personal note, I wasn't aware there were boxers under kilts,

As Always, Your Friends, Bunny

[CEG Wolf]

Dear Bunny,

At one time... I was a simple person... I ate drank and slept, and actually got outside and exercised. Now I am inside constantly, either watching horror movies, playing games with other crazies, and thinking of ways to survive the zombie apocalypse. This has been going on for years now...... Hold on... I hear a noise outside.......

False alarm... anywho am I crazy or perfectly sane?

Thanks,

The Wolf who cried Zombie

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Wolf Crying Zombie,

Rest assured, your perfectly sane. We need more guys like you. The Zombie Apocalypse is nothing to sneeze at. We need a survival guide. I'll be working one up.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Rick Lewis]

Dear Bunny,

I like your "Don't ask, Don't Tell Policy". maybe when speaking of what's under my kilt we should apply that same policy? Or do we really want to go there?

By the way, what do Southern Belle woman wear while they are gaming? Flannel PJ's ?

As always,
Friendly and not telling.

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Not Telling,

Southern Bells at all times....wear whatever they want.

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[Rick Lewis]

Dear Bunny,

I just found a fruitcake at my front door. No tag no note no nothing. Looks like maybe it was opened and re-wrapped. What on earth should I do with this?

PS: Southern belles must be just like evil queens then. Very odd.

Sincerely,
Fruity Pebbles Eater

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Fruity,

Fruity Pebbles are SWEEET!

Ok, don't touch the fruitcake. That's all I'm saying about the fruitcake. They get testy this time of year and it wouldn't be prudent to go there.
JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE FRUITCAKE!

As Always, Your Friend Bunny

p.s. Chia pets are as bad as Fruitcakes.

[CEG Quagmire]

Dear Bunny,

Iv'e got some portly fellow in red tights stuck in my chimney and it smells like burnt cookies and deer dung. Should I throw another log on the fire or get up on the roof with a toilet plunger?

Volunteer Fire Fighter E I E I O

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear E I E I O Volunteer,

Fire places are soo cozy, add an other log just for me. Also I'd pay good money to see you on the roof with a plunger! Let me know when your doing that, I'll get it on You Tube.
The Man in Tights will be OK, it's not a first for him. What really ticks him off are all those gas fireplaces, fake logs hurt!

Stop by any time Volunteer!

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

[CEG Quagmire]

Dear E I E I O Volunteer,

Fire places are soo cozy, add an other log just for me. Also I'd pay good money to see you on the roof with a plunger! Let me know when your doing that, I'll get it on You Tube.
The Man in Tights will be OK, it's not a first for him. What really ticks him off are all those gas fireplaces, fake logs hurt!

Stop by any time Volunteer!

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

Dear Bunny,

I got the fat man out. Two logs, a case of Orville Redenbacher's Movie Theater Butter, a shop vac, a rotting deer carcass and a Barry Manilow CD and he shot out the top like a Tomahawk missle. Come to find out he wasn't making a deposit, he was making a withdrawl. His sack was full of my stuff. I kicked him in the jimmy and turned his red tights brown. Then I was chased by Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder and Blitzen. And they were all wearing condoms. I ran back in the house and grabbed a curling iron and a picture of Delta Burke and kicked open the front door with my game face on. Donder went belly up and just died. Dancer and Prancer spun out and knocked each other out. Dasher and Blitzen dashed and blitzed into the road and got run over by a Grandma. Cupid mounted Vixen who ran off with Cupid still on her back. Comet wasn't phased at all. I knew this was going to be a fight to the death between a condom wearing reindeer and a guy with a hot curling iron. I just locked myself in my house and that damn deer wont leave. Any suggestions?

Thanks~
Deer God

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Deer God,

Can I give him my number? Comet sounds like my kind of deer.

[Rick Lewis]

Dear E I E I O Volunteer,

Fire places are soo cozy, add an other log just for me. Also I'd pay good money to see you on the roof with a plunger! Let me know when your doing that, I'll get it on You Tube.
The Man in Tights will be OK, it's not a first for him. What really ticks him off are all those gas fireplaces, fake logs hurt!

Stop by any time Volunteer!

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny

Dear volunteer,

Please notify me as well when you wish to get on the roof. I would be happy to come hold your plunger and help out.

By the way, I live gerbils. Especially the ninja kind.

Long live the pink thong wearing ninja gerbils.

[Rick Lewis]

Dear Bunny,

I took your advice on the fruitcake and it has taken up residence under the big tree next to my house. It lurks there and watches me all day. I can leave and come back ok but I fear this could be an issue at some point. If you have any ideas please let me know.

I am now worried about this Chia pet thing you mentioned. Have you actually seen a picture me before?
Umm, a look in the mirror reveals and unsettling situation. I look much like this chia pet you reference. Might I be some sick human/chia pet hybrid?

This may explain the huge scar I have on my head.

Sincerely,
Chia pet look alike

[Crosseyed Bunny]

Dear Chia,

That's just what I was afraid of. Fruit Cakes natural enemy is the Chia Pet. You've been Chia'd Im afraid. You can tell the ones who have been taken over, they have the irritating habit of saying Chea! after every sentence. Sad. Nothing can be done for you until the Chia Fruit cake war is over. Usually happens around August 12. Thats also CrosseyedGamers anniversary and it's not a coincidence. The spoils of war are awesome!

As Always, Your Friend, Bunny Chea!

[CEG Crazzy FS]

Dear Bunny,

Remember me??? I was the one you put a restraining order on last year. I know I could get in trouble sending this message but I just wantedt to wish you Happy Holidays and offer you a fruitcake as a sign of peace between us. I hope you understand the meaning of the fruitcake during this time of year.

Anyway, I have been AWOL for the last couple of months and would like to be brought back into the swing of things. Isn't that Amnesty Month thing still going on?? Or was it Amnesia Month?? I forgot. Also, the other day I came across some weird people, a Scottish Kid, a Crosseyed fellow and A mighty Gerbil. They were Christmas Carolling in the streets. I threw a piece of fruitcake at them and man you hsould have seen them. It was like they've never seen fruitcake before, all over each other.....it was disgusting.

Anyway, when does that restraining over end?? Just checking

Your secret admirer